Top 10 Quotes

Thankyou, your vote has been successfully registered.

# 1177

<St00g3> thats it, next time im in perth during the week im going skating drunk (or as close to as i rekon i can get away with)
<St00g3> btw: i have never been ice skating before, will be interesting
<nagash> hehe
<byte> rofl

# 242

* emily2 (wh0r3@144.139.134.25823) Quit (Killed (Zardoz (The most secure computer is one which is not connected to the Internet. That is why I recommend Telstra ADSL.)))

# 171

<MZCALAIS> sjkfhjksdfh
<byte> kmbgkgkf
<MZCALAIS> sjgsdjk
<byte> sjgsdjk
<MZCALAIS> who da der
<byte> im me kunt
<byte> ;(
<MZCALAIS> hu
<MZCALAIS> y dat
<byte> huhhuh
<byte> coz
<MZCALAIS> y
<byte> y
<Xibit0r> `ban MZCALAIS be gone
* ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*MZSKAIFE@*.iprimus.net.au
* MZCALAIS was kicked by ChanOP ((Xibit0r) be gone!)
privmsg: <MZCALAIS> why the fuck i get banned
privmsg: <MZCALAIS> fuck that xibitor
<byte> <MZCALAIS> wghy the fuck i get banned
<byte> <MZCALAIS> fuck that xibitor
<Xibit0r> [13:08] -> *MZCALAIS* you love the cock.

# 139

<@atomic> I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off.
<@atomic> As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
<@atomic> Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
<@atomic> Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

# 120

<MadManMarkAu> cracked mIRC
<MadManMarkAu> schweet
<[Hobbes]> yeah?
<[Hobbes]> i beat mirc ages ago
<[Hobbes]> the end boss was easy!
<MadManMarkAu> I just never bothered to
<MadManMarkAu> lol
<nagash_> i beat the internet
<nagash_> google was the hardest boss

# 119

* KamiNeko looks at the little tiny spring on his desk
* KamiNeko looks at the fully reassembled laptop
* KamiNeko looks back at the tiny spring
<KamiNeko> shit

# 113

<awayonesty> I cant stand the chicks that speak like that
<awayonesty> trashy little armadale skanks
<awayonesty> "who da der"
<awayonesty> "y dat"
<awayonesty> "yeh i godda get da bus to da yoof centa"
<awayonesty> So fuckin tacky
<awayonesty> I mean, net slang.. by all means
<awayonesty> But not skank slang
<awayonesty> !@
<awayonesty> /whinge

# 107

<Stufa> mack : http://203.221.159.215/
<rofo> iframes.... positioned with tables... ?
<Stufa> rofo yeah why?
* rofo wanders off rambling about losing faith in humanity and all that

# 72

<themann> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(
<themann> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom
<themann> So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan
<ShabOo> then you forgot n pissed yourself /
<themann> bbl
<ShabOo> hrrrm

# 70

<emily> I am so going to throw this computer out the window.
* Quits: emily (emily@vw-17395.uu.net) (Exit: brb.)
<girlsgerms> how can you brb if it's going out the window? :\
<sperex> not sure
<sperex> maybe on the ground floor?
<girlsgerms> mmm, must just be one of those things...
<sperex> oh, one of those things?
<girlsgerms> yeah, those ones
<Mangusta> ah, one of _those_ things....
<strafe> i used to have one of those things a few years back
<strafe> it was great, never failed to amaze me
* Joins: emily (emily@vw-28521.uu.net)
<emily> fuck
<emily> this
<emily> computer
<sperex> i thought you threw it out the window
<emily> i should've :(
<emily> I only yelled at it and told it that it was grounded for two weeks.
<sperex> but you're using it now?
<sperex> LIES!
<sperex> :P
<emily> Grounding it means no cybersex or porn sites.