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* emily2 (wh0r3@144.139.134.25823) Quit (Killed (Zardoz (The most secure computer is one which is not connected to the Internet. That is why I recommend Telstra ADSL.)))


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<MZCALAIS> sjkfhjksdfh
<byte> kmbgkgkf
<MZCALAIS> sjgsdjk
<byte> sjgsdjk
<MZCALAIS> who da der
<byte> im me kunt
<byte> ;(
<MZCALAIS> hu
<MZCALAIS> y dat
<byte> huhhuh
<byte> coz
<MZCALAIS> y
<byte> y
<Xibit0r> `ban MZCALAIS be gone
* ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*MZSKAIFE@*.iprimus.net.au
* MZCALAIS was kicked by ChanOP ((Xibit0r) be gone!)
privmsg: <MZCALAIS> why the fuck i get banned
privmsg: <MZCALAIS> fuck that xibitor
<byte> <MZCALAIS> wghy the fuck i get banned
<byte> <MZCALAIS> fuck that xibitor
<Xibit0r> [13:08] -> *MZCALAIS* you love the cock.


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<@atomic> I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off.
<@atomic> As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
<@atomic> Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
<@atomic> Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?


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<Stufa> mack : http://203.221.159.215/
<rofo> iframes.... positioned with tables... ?
<Stufa> rofo yeah why?
* rofo wanders off rambling about losing faith in humanity and all that


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* KamiNeko looks at the little tiny spring on his desk
* KamiNeko looks at the fully reassembled laptop
* KamiNeko looks back at the tiny spring
<KamiNeko> shit


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<awayonesty> I cant stand the chicks that speak like that
<awayonesty> trashy little armadale skanks
<awayonesty> "who da der"
<awayonesty> "y dat"
<awayonesty> "yeh i godda get da bus to da yoof centa"
<awayonesty> So fuckin tacky
<awayonesty> I mean, net slang.. by all means
<awayonesty> But not skank slang
<awayonesty> !@
<awayonesty> /whinge


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<MadManMarkAu> cracked mIRC
<MadManMarkAu> schweet
<[Hobbes]> yeah?
<[Hobbes]> i beat mirc ages ago
<[Hobbes]> the end boss was easy!
<MadManMarkAu> I just never bothered to
<MadManMarkAu> lol
<nagash_> i beat the internet
<nagash_> google was the hardest boss


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<iSaidThat> My karma ran over my dogma.


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<Gwuffy> `ban cuntstain
<E-Pimp> oO
<RessurectoR> `ban skidmarks
<E-Pimp> `ban Gwuffy
<E-Pimp> `ban RessurectoR
<E-Pimp> :D
<RessurectoR> `ban you from ever sexing agian
<E-Pimp> `ban I never had it in the first place
<RessurectoR> well now you never will :)
<E-Pimp> exactly!
<E-Pimp> haha!
<E-Pimp> wait...
<E-Pimp> :'(
<E-Pimp> that isn't good
<RessurectoR> touche


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<Band|t> how do I take the border off an iframe?
<ryan--> delete the iframe
<ryan--> problem solved
<Band|t> :/
<Band|t> I need it so my php runs without refreshing the whole page
<ryan--> lol
<ryan--> wtf
<Band|t> the page executes in the iframe when the iframe refreshes
<Band|t> rather than refreshing the page
<Band|t> obviously only the content in the iframe changes
<ryan--> wtf
<ryan--> `include
<RTFS> include: http://allmyfaqs.com/faq.pl?Include_one_file_in_another
<ryan--> go read that
<ryan--> :)
<Band|t> will do, but in the meantime, is it possible to lose the border of the iframe?
<ryan--> yes
<ryan--> as i said before, delete the iframe, learn how to code, use SSI, use CSS, dont use tables, wipe your arse 5 times and put the lid down.