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<EECore> heh Thrashbarg 404
<Thrashbarg> try agian
<eps> 404 is just gods way of telling you that the internet hates you
<EECore> lol very good eps
<Thrashbarg> no, 404 is just the servers way to tell you someone fucked up
<GJ> cool
* eps glares at Thrashbarg and his atheist views
<Thrashbarg> i like my athiest views thankyou
<eps> god doesn't, how can he make a profit off you if you don't believe in him?
<Thrashbarg> it's not god, it's his fan club
<eps> who then pay him a small amount, in the same way that world vision every so often gives poor people some of the donated money
<Thrashbarg> wtf would god do with money
<eps> spend it, duh
<eps> no one escapes capitalism
<Thrashbarg> how's he supposed to spend it :/
<Thrashbarg> "hello i'm God. $2 worth of chips thanks."
<EECore> lmao
<eps> how else?
<eps> you think people would just _give_ god chips?
<Thrashbarg> my point is he wouldnt need them in the first place
<eps> here you are, with you athiest views again, saying god isn't good enough for chips and salt
<Thrashbarg> it could easily be the other way
<eps> oh so, we can't make chips good enough for god to spend his pocket money on?
<Thrashbarg> nope, besides how's a mythical entity supposed to eat them
<Thrashbarg> wait for a group of people to huddle around in a circle and imagine him eating them?
<eps> that would cost more than $2, so I'm guessing he would just take over a high hippys body and eat them at the local milk bar, possibly with some coke to wash it down
<ChronoWiz> last night it became obvious to me that i am god
<Thrashbarg> i'm sure it did
<ChronoWiz> so i could buy the chips..
<Thrashbarg> yes, god loves chips
<Thrashbarg> blessed are the chip makers
<eps> of course he does, only people from the moon dislike chips
<Thrashbarg> this is getting silly