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<Akron> im addicted to nuts
<stacky> :S
<nv> lol
<Akron> help me stop eating them; :(
<stacky> hey what do you call nuts on the wall?
<Akron> nfi
<nv> wallnut?
<stacky> yep; what do you call nuts on your chest?
<Akron> chest nuts?
<stacky> yep; what do you call nuts on your chin?
--- gollum sets channel limit to 31
<stacky> mouthfull of dick :P
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<triple> "if 35% if accidents are caused by alcohol, that means 65% aren't. driving sober should be banned"
<triple> lol
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<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
<FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.
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<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
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<ELUSIV> HAHAHAHAHA sum1 just hit a tree outside near my house
<ELUSIV> ROFL
<ELUSIV> bbs
<Morgs> lol
<Morgs> pics
<ELUSIV> fuck where is my camera
<ELUSIV> oh noes they are goin
<ELUSIV> will take fone
<ELUSIV> bbs
<byte> haha
<ELUSIV> aah ffs
<ELUSIV> lamers
<ELUSIV> drove off, dented my tree
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<ELUSIV> im gunna give upgarage[a]'s mum some more monopoly money again
<ELUSIV> works everytime
<Fryman> upgrages mum thinks is yen
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<roflrofl> my car got broken into last night, they stole like 8$ in shrapnel.... i wonder why ?if uve seen my car you would wonder why aswell.
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<Caseenobandeetz> i did such a mad turd
<Caseenobandeetz> when i wiped my ass
<Caseenobandeetz> there was a little blood
<Caseenobandeetz> it annoyed me
<Caseenobandeetz> to think
<Caseenobandeetz> my shit
<Caseenobandeetz> was so big
<Caseenobandeetz> it busted my anus
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<MrMole> hola Triton|PocketPC
<MrMole> being a rogue wireless slut?
<Triton|PocketPC> Hola!
<Triton|PocketPC> yes
<MrMole> lol
<Triton|PocketPC> My previous connection attempt got bussed.
<MrMole> dopplered?
<MrMole> or actualy bus
<Triton|PocketPC> no, a bus was in the rroad
<MrMole> dam lol
<Triton|PocketPC> fucking buses
<MrMole> so inconvenient to low powered wireless devices
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<_-Rhianne-_> i feel like im going to faint
<`LoStkId> DO IT !!
<_-Rhianne-_> ok!
<_-Rhianne-_> how?
<`LoStkId> hold ya breath
<_-Rhianne-_> that doesnt make ya faint
<_-Rhianne-_> i remember in high school ppl used 2 make themselves faint
<_-Rhianne-_> by getting someone to push a rolled up tea towel against their neck
<`Justin> sounds like u went to a shit high school haha
<_-Rhianne-_> yeh