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<awox> Fucking TAFE.
<sperex> fucking clients
<ma[Zz]anet> fucking awox
<sperex> touche

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ctn: id assume ud avta copy the bios, edit and flash it :P
no one: yeah, can't do that without the above item
ctn: i can flash it without :)
ctn: but my flashing method wouldnt do too much

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<byte> hahaha sms from my ex
<byte> "I'm home alone for a bit if you wanna pop in on your way home..."
<byte> booty call!
<vix_suzi> hahah
<vix_suzi> gotta love the booty calls
* byte nods
<byte> i also loved the movie
<vix_suzi> haha

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<LaNdBrUiZeR> landcruisers are for fags
*** Quit: LaNdBrUiZeR (Exit: my g/f loves it when i touch her so i decked her and she was knocked the fuck out and speachless i thought she musta been in xtc)

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* Joins: Kharnifex (gnomekille@vw9879.tpgi.com.au)
* Topic is '<Hex> Getting fired != fun <Hex> 10 million dollars+ damage to Telstra baby <c/o Transfield> We thankyou for your efforts and wish you the best for the future'
* Set by evolutioned on Fri Oct 22 00:50:13
<Kharnifex> lol whats with the topic
<GreasyCAD|> Hex had sex --[ie. fucked over]--
<GreasyCAD|> he got real vex'd
<Kharnifex> he owes them or they owe him?
<GreasyCAD|> golden handshake?
<Kharnifex> golden showers?
<rootshell> OMG, hex isn't a virgin?
<GreasyCAD|> rofl
<GreasyCAD|> no pc user is a virgin
<GreasyCAD|> windows roots every one
<Kharnifex> lol
<rootshell> lol
<rootshell> I wish
<rootshell> what if they use linux?
<GreasyCAD|> then it's tux's job
<GreasyCAD|> altho hes pretty shy

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* Quits: mike (michael@vw168.swiftdsl.com.au) (Exit: LOVE WAS MADE SO GIRLS COULD HAVE SEX AND NOT BE CALLED A SLUT OR HOE..)

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<Toke> i jus got a letter about the traffic light i took out, they're not as expensive as i thought.

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* Quits: WeStSiDa (oiiiii@vw2989.iprimus.net.au) (Exit: heard of el nino? well this is el nigro, now come here n let me tap dat ass)

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<Bismarck> Does anyone else think that the yacht that crashed into the Sydney Opera house was really a failed terrorist attack?

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<@atomic> I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off.
<@atomic> As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
<@atomic> Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
<@atomic> Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?