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Aysar: let me ask u something
Aysar: a way to send letters
Lukian: type them


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<uberkatas> 3gb a day is easy
<ElmosGotAGun> but u have to download shit that u dont want
<Evolve> too much porn is bad for you


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<wrath> PULL BUCKETS
<wrath> WITH YOUR WORKMATES
<verts> CHICKEN PIE
<wrath> BEFOR EYOU GO TO THE PUB
<munchkin> luke lose the caps
<wrath> manda NO I CNAT DO THAT IM SORRY
<wrath> IM AFRAID THAT UNDER THE NEW SECTION 51.3 OF THE "IM FUCKING STONED" REFERENDUM IM ALLOWED TO CAPITALISE WHAT I SAY


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<CapnChron> Well.. I can shoot pass my head though
<ryan> WHAT
<ryan> vertical shooting?
<CapnChron> No
<theoddbot> best i ever got went straight in my eye...


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<^M_J_A_G^> only hot chicks take drugs
<wazza1> what, rohipnol?


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* ctn points to gf apple pie
TisRalf: gf apple pie?
TisRalf: wtf?
ctn: glutenfree apple pie :P
TisRalf: so now cinda is a pie?
ctn: i wish :P
TisRalf: how much does it cost for a piece?
ctn: 7$ each or something (small pie)
TisRalf: O_O
ctn: heh
TisRalf: hehe thomo... you don't realise what you just told me then :P
TisRalf: btw if you said she weas a cream pie it would've been even worse :P


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<fusion> anyone wanna have a raffle where we guess the weight of the female ircop? winner gets a free bigmac


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<tunafishrock> my stomach is made of iron man
<tunafishrock> i could eat cigarette buts
<byte> rofl
<tunafishrock> as long as they were soaked in oil
<tunafishrock> and some garlic


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<cutya^nutsack> voting wasted is weird. them forms are bulk confusion
<weed-man> wen do u vote
<weed-man> ill vote stoned


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<Matthias> Today's lesson in grammar: If a work begins with a vowel or vowel sound, the preceding article is "an", not "a".
<fusion> so is it
<fusion> a care factor of 0
<fusion> or an care factor of 0