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<St00g3> my little sisters gunna hate me, im wwrapping her birthday prezie in 5 rolls of sticky tape cos im bored
<NeWMaN> i do that to my mates sometimes
<NeWMaN> give them a 20$ note or something
<NeWMaN> wrap it up
<NeWMaN> in like 100 layers of sticky tape
<St00g3> ive only used 1 roll of tape so far and its pretty stuck together
<alch3my> might as well wrap it in clingwrap and alfoil too
<alch3my> and some duct tape
<alch3my> DOUBLE SIDED KEVLAR STICKY TAPE! omg


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<NotHappyGuy> hey ne pplz wanna talk. i got a skyline r33 and im not bad lookin wat more do gurls want these days :P


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* ml-zzZZ0r is cooking up some shark fillets
<ml-zzZZ0r> they look fucking wicked
<ml-zzZZ0r> about an inch thick
<ml-zzZZ0r> die jaws, die


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<Angela> im just a slut that sucks alot a dick


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<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.


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<teddy> there is two things i hate in this world
<teddy> racism
<teddy> and the dutch


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* Joins: CeeGee (c@203.174.96.13340)
<CeeGee> I LOVE THE HTML!
<EyeCue> YOU LOVE THE COCK
<CeeGee> well thats a given
<EyeCue> i thought as much.


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<ScarifieR32> women will never be equal to men
<ScarifieR32> until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut
<ScarifieR32> and still think they are sexy


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<Moksta> `kick boxingbag
<SLY_SX> u idiot
<`liana> lol.
<Moksta> hi
<SLY_SX> low
<`liana> milk
<[GETFKD]> tits
<Moksta> i like tits
<[GETFKD]> u have tits
<SLY_SX> i love tits


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<Stonie> MISS-LUCIFER, did you know you double as a form of contraception? as after talking to you, i have no desire to fuck anything!!!